Karl Waterstram, George Kampo
-Because I can see better. Why?
-If my beard catches on fire, I'm quitting this stupid play.
-Do you know my beard is made of rabbit fur?
-No, but if you sing a couple of bars I can harmonize.
-Hey, you with the camera! Over here!
-A lot of adults use Pampers. But on their heads!?
-Don't look now, but there's a bass fiddle player in the first row!
-You put a caption in my picture, you're history!
-One more encore and I'm outta here.
-Say, how many parts each of you guys play, anyways?
Dan Hoak (as Omar), George Kampo
Ben Heller, Mat Hoffman,
Mike Wowzynski, Ed Hamman,
Vic Ciaraldi,
Carl Waterstram, Ed Wooten,
George Kampo, Samantha Allen
Ed Fear, Christina Kiepper
Jennifer Jehlen, Tia Hewitt, Linda Gabbert,
Sue Thatcher
George Kampo, Susan Woodward, Christina Kiepper
Karl Waterstram, Ed Wooten, Vic Ciaraldi,
George Kampo
Ed Hamman, Mat Hoffman, Diane McBride, Kelli Finley, and Nancy Guilfoyle on the bass fiddle
-One more encore, and I'm outta here, too!
-You put your left foot in...
